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Monday, December 29, 2003
Just a brief note telling all my faithful readers that I have updated my fotopage with two new pictures.
I will most probably post a mindless rambling in the very near future.I just got a new CD for Christmas.,Boards of Canada "Geogaddi" and seeing as how it's one of the most unreal,bizarre,mysterious CD's I've ever heard,filled with subliminal messages and mathematical equations,I have a lot to say about it.so I can almost garantee you the post will be boring,If I do post it,I apologise now.Merry New Year all!and to all a Merry New Year!
Caleb 8:52 PM
Saturday, December 20, 2003
Okay I came across the number one most painful website ever created.Telling you it was obviously created by a WWF fan will clue you in to just how disturbing it really is.I'm not trying to sound dramatic,this website really turned my stomach,seriously it made me feel so sick because I'm so embarassed for the guy who created it.
http://www.geocities.com/citywrestlingfederation/cwffrontpage_index.html
Okay to start yourself off,visit the wrestler porfiles section and take a look at "Saw" he is the lord master of CWF.he is 20 years old! that was enough to make me sick and then I saw "Brian "Hell" nolfi" who is in his 26th year!,what is wrong with this people?all the others are reasonble ages like 14 and 16 and yes,It's understandable for that age to be interested enough in wrestiling to create a webpage like this but 20 years old?oogh.after you've seen they're very he-man scary pictures (complete with girly britney spears posters in the background) you can leave because there is no reason for you to stay and anybody who does is seriously mental.
the good news?according to the "news" section the CWF is gonna throw in the towel.But they will have one last championship.here is an arguement between "saw" and his father over the location of this final fight and not wanting the parents of the younger wrestler to sue him.
Saw: Can we have the event here, because it will rain again on Saturday?
Father: You know I dont like you wrestling in this house. You are 20 years old now, and out of school, and I dont want to be sued if you hurt one of the younger kids (the younger wrestlers).
Saw: Ive been doing this for seven f****** years and i havent hurt anyone.
Father: I dont care, im not being sued. If you or someone else gets hurt somewhere else, thats not my problem, but youre not wrestling here anymore....youre not!
Saw: What if we wrestled out front of this house like we sometimes do?
Father: No, its on my property, which means they can still sue me. Youre too old to be wrestling anyway. Youre too big.
Saw: I know
Father: Youre sick
Saw: Whatever dad, one day youll want something from me.....
oh,the trials of a twenty year-old! I know how he feels........
Caleb 1:25 PM
Friday, December 12, 2003
9:00.So as I stepped out of the building I came across this woman,she was very beautiful,but only in the same way as every other beautiful woman you see walking down the street.Her hair was dark red (My faveorite hair colour on a woman) so I asked her where she was headed she said she was headed in the same direction I had just come from (obviously because she and I met head on).Anyways it seemed to me she spoke this not in a demeaning way,I honestly thought she wanted to keep talking to me and was only joking, not seriously telling me to step aside and let her past.So I continued talking I asked her her name she said it was Penelope,and could I please step aside.She was smiling when she asked me to do this so I told her I thought her hair was lovely and that red is my faveorite colour on a woman,she seemed really glad to hear me say that,like she was unsure of wether or not it looked good and I had confirmed for her that it really was attractive.I put my arm up and leaned against the brick wall of the building we had stopped beside ( a pub in case anyone is wondering) she told me she was one her way to a nine-o-clock meeting.I hadn't asked her what she did for a living so I put forth the question.She told me she was a member of the working class and she felt trapped and it was too late.I told her it's never too late and we've always got to keep our heads faced forward.I put my hand on her shoulder to comfort her.She looked at me with wide eyes,She looked like she had just made a realisation.As we stood there I felt like we had made a connection,like our hearts were beating together and we really knew each other.She started to shake,she told me I was holding her up and could I PLEASE let her go.I fell into her arms.She didn't catch me.I slid down her body and my face hit hard on the icey sidewalk.I felt the snow from her boots fall into my hair as she stepped over me and walked away.
Caleb 10:14 PM
Tuesday, December 09, 2003
Yeah,so last night I went to bed with a shell on my pillow.
I could say that much and be über cryptic,but I'm going to explain because I want you to know more about me.
So I was in the washroom and I picked up a shell from off the counter it was meant to house a smooth brick of palmolive but the soap is in the shower,because the shower has no palmolive,you can't very well have a shower without something to clean your body with.so anyways in a moment of cliche human tradition I held it to my ear and was treated to the usual white noise it presents.I listened to it for a good minute and one of the sounds causing the echo in the shell changed so in turn,of course,the sound of the shell changed,it scared me because I hypnotized myself with the white noise and was shocked when it changed,besides I had turned the lights in the house out because it's such a moony phase of the ,uh,moon.so I took the shell downstairs to the room where I sleep and rested the shell against my ear and the fan beside my bed sent a nice even white noise into the shell.I think I can honestly say Aphex Twin's SAWII (selected Ambient works volume 2) has opened my mind to the love of boring noises.I really love white noises and random blurry audio samples.
I can't believe how many movies are coming out or are out that I really really want to see,those stupid summer movies have nothing on the christmas movies releases.here is my list in a numerical order based on how badly I shiver with flavour and bleed with anticipation.
#1 The lord of the rings:return of the King
#2 Big Fish
#3 Mona lisa smile
#4 Peter Pan
#5 Somethings gotta give
#6 The Missing
#7 The Human Stain
#8 Cold Mountain
Lets all go to the movies!Never am I so happy as when My feet stick to the floor with gooey aticipation!What could be better then a land where floors are finished with soda pop varnish and a popcorn-ey texture that smells like the best of childhood!I am off to my slumber land,where nonsense reigns and morsles of logic that glitter like the finest of emeralds, are very hard to find.
Caleb 10:06 PM
Tuesday, December 02, 2003
Today I was thinking over the thingas I want for christmas... I thought I might want to own "Brazil" on DVD but when it's nighttime I can't imagine getting that for christmas,it seems like at nighttime I don't like thinking about the movie.I think it's one of the most haunting movies I've ever seen,Donnie Darko haunted me,but in a good way,I just sometimes wish I could forget about Brazil and the depressing feeling it gives me.I think I might like to ge tthe Donnie Darko soundtrack or the Moby "18" DVD but we'll see.Mom doesn't like giving us CD's for christmas ,not a personable enough gift is want she thinks,as far as I know.But if it what I want ..... I mean, last year I got "aphex twin selected ambient works volume II" and it's one of my all-time faveorite CD's I never get tired of it.So it's not like I just forget that I got it for christmas either,I'll always remember opening the box that housed it....
on the way to our last dance class I was enthralled by the sound of the wheels going over the highway pavement and the air coming in through the window seals."I could listen to that sound forever" I was thinking.There is a track on "SAW II" that sounds like you're in spaceship travelling.I love the track.I don't know,some people wouldn't call it music but it's enthralling nevertheless.I guess it's the fantasy it gives you,imaging yourself on a spaceshup going off at intense speeds to a distant galaxy."SAW II" is my escapism CD.It's my faveorite fantasy album wher eI can go on my own little private adventures and meet my own private little friends (just kdding,I'm not that in depth with my fantasy).I'm really tired right now so I can be bothered to try and hold your intrest.Is it just you,or am I getting boring?
Caleb 8:49 PM
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